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for the stupid videos i make

i will punch

i will punch your nose into your eyes the testosterone flies it’s a set of torrid lies that we decry i will best the worst thoughts in my mind purge them from all crime set their hearts afire and then … Continue reading

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a collection of older songs

just for you, i’ve compiled a bunch of stuff that has been sitting around (like, literally, these songs have been on chairs) since about 2006. here’s a video for one of the tracks. i found this band of otters who … Continue reading

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the universe is cold, video

there’s something weird about this song. it’s included on “the empire never ended,” (available for download/streaming at ieatpants.bandcamp.com) which includes songs inspired by sci-fi author and all around insane genius life hacking guru philip k dick. but “the universe is … Continue reading

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i know you’ve always wanted to see me play live

but you totally missed it, sucka. here it is on youtube, just in case you feel like atoning for your insane sins against the pants.

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