- crowdsourcing can suck a dick
- i will never forget the goddamned children
- ho ho ho mahry xmas
- i will punch
- parple smizmar window pane (open the window Herple)
- a collection of older songs
- if you like to gamble, i tell you i’m your man
- may i give you an update (get it? cause it’s may)
- house pants
- just ignore that last post… this one has soundcloud!!
- the last couple weeks have generated, um, lots of dumb songs
- Danish designer Finn Juhl weighs in…
Category Archives: the empire never ended
there’s something weird about this song. it’s included on “the empire never ended,” (available for download/streaming at ieatpants.bandcamp.com) which includes songs inspired by sci-fi author and all around insane genius life hacking guru philip k dick. but “the universe is … Continue reading
come for the beer, stay for the beer!
but here are the lyrics! there’s even a track that isn’t on the album, “another world, another god” which was inspired by the three stigmata of palmer eldritch… it just wasn’t good enough for my exacting standards (also money-making re-issues … Continue reading