March 29th, 2010
instead of working i made this
March 18th, 2010
here i am in portland
here i am in portland, eating a voodoo donut and staring at the side of a building that is plastered in giant yellow letters, reading: “KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD”
sorry, i didn’t actually take a picture of this scene, but you know what they say, words are worth a thousand pictures.
July 24th, 2009
new site and blog… a new beginning and project
There is indeed much to be done. there is a new ieatpants blog and website. check out the new ieatpants homepage for music, videos, discography, and other useless information and updates.
I am also in the midst of a massive restructuring of my recording space. It has recently come to my attention that there is one less person living in my apartment and so I have just inherited their personal space. To celebrate, I will be redesigning things so that they are more amenable to recording (as opposed to cooking, which is what the apartment was previously optimized for).
Point being, a solitary and verdant space my apartment shall become—twill be transformed into an experimental and sparse recording space for the creation of spontaneous music ersatz, killer riffs, and whiny neologisms (big words!).
In the meantime, here are some lyrics that I have just written that I think are lovely. Yes I have a big head. I also wear big pants—but not big in the waist, big in the crotch area. Because I love MC Hammer. There are other things I love too, but I’ll get to those later.
are you sleepy?
are you tired?
are you past the point when you wanna go to bed
but you stay on the couch and you fall asleep instead
in my armswhere did we go?
don’t you love me?
are you to the point where you need something else?
and we both know that life never gives us what we want
in our heartsall that i wanted
you were all i needed
but what can we do when a heart just stops loving
it’s easy for you cause i’m the one
with the broken heartare you sleepy?
are you tired?
are you past the point when you wanna go to bed
but you stay on the couch and you fall asleep instead
in my arms
February 20th, 2009
blogging about blogging
so like, check out my blog.
yeah, you’re reading it, but there’s this one too
also, as a heads up to nyc commuters, try to find the “gutter girl” ad for Bowlmor lanes on the 7 train.
that girl is hot.
plus i can’t stop thinking about why she calls herself “gutter girl”
February 15th, 2009
fuckin sick
ugh, i’m so fuckin sick
i feel like I’ve been laid up for weeks now.
it’s impossible to get any work done because i can’t drink
and i can’t work without drinking…
oh, and by the way, when i say “work” i mean drinking
January 6th, 2009
broken toes
walking on broken ankles.
feeling on stiff fingers.
chocolate nibs for toes.
this is my morning commute.
January 1st, 2009
happy new fears
as time moves forward, i just get more and more scared of more and more things
this makes the holiday of New Year’s Day a very frightening and intimidating time for everyone here at the pants’ household.
besides the anxiety, there are a few good thing going on… um.
well, i can’t think of any.
…
i think the cops are outside. that’s good news right?
keepin’ the neighborhood safe and all that.
December 17th, 2008
vin diesel is pretty good, i guess
so, i think vin diesel is ok.
anyways, moving on to actual news… ieatpants welcomes its newest member tonight–i don’t wanna give out a name right now, because he might just up and move to ireland or france or poland. BUT! this guy’s gonna bring the goods: street cred and good looks. LOOKOUT!!!!
so, anyway, there’ll be a big lull here for a bit while we work out new songs, strategems, etc.