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i will punch

i will punch your nose into your eyes the testosterone flies it’s a set of torrid lies that we decry i will best the worst thoughts in my mind purge them from all crime set their hearts afire and then … Continue reading

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parple smizmar window pane (open the window Herple)

peering down a great canyon of valleys Mrs. Herple Purple sits among us she is upset her chair is upended tumbling down the aisle to the podium there is a speech to be given a ghost of a past a … Continue reading

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a collection of older songs

just for you, i’ve compiled a bunch of stuff that has been sitting around (like, literally, these songs have been on chairs) since about 2006. here’s a video for one of the tracks. i found this band of otters who … Continue reading

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if you like to gamble, i tell you i’m your man

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