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crowdsourcing can suck a dick

there is a lot of anger in the world… i dunno where it all comes from but i am just now beginning to yell so deal with it, mailboxface!

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i will never forget the goddamned children

there is a noise project called the kuw88 broken pedals, circuits heated until they swell the smell of dusty capacitors and poorly strung guitars. it’s the kuw88!! released 27 August 2014 distortion effects guitars lo-fi noise

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ho ho ho mahry xmas

Hanukkah is Harry, let us not despairy. It’s midnite in the garden of good and scary. So so, so-so scary. i like the girls who like lollipops i like the girls who don’t know when to don’t stop one hand … Continue reading

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i will punch

i will punch your nose into your eyes the testosterone flies it’s a set of torrid lies that we decry i will best the worst thoughts in my mind purge them from all crime set their hearts afire and then … Continue reading

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