maybe i’ve been watching too much violent TV (that guy on Monk is worse than Dexter, I think).
anyway, for a hit tune, see below:
fuck you it’s xmas
didn’t you hear?
i’ll fucking disembowel you
and pull your brains out your ears
it’s xmas bloody xmas
and you’ll be crying tears
after years of fruitless living
i’ll release your souls from your fears
so fuck you, it’s xmas
your life is in arrears
and fuck you if you’re jolly
or full of fucking cheer
just kidding it’s xmas
no just kidding times two
i’ll kill you and then i’ll kill you
and feed your corpse to deer