crowdsourcing can suck a dick

there is a lot of anger in the world… i dunno where it all comes from but i am just now beginning to yell so deal with it, mailboxface!

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i will never forget the goddamned children

there is a noise project called the kuw88

broken pedals, circuits heated until they swell
the smell of dusty capacitors and poorly strung guitars.
it’s the kuw88!!

released 27 August 2014
distortion effects guitars lo-fi noise

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ho ho ho mahry xmas

Hanukkah is Harry,
let us not despairy.
It’s midnite in the garden of good and scary.
So so,
so-so scary.
the candy man can!

i like the girls
who like lollipops
i like the girls
who don’t know when to don’t stop
one hand on the gummy worm
the other on the moon pie
white chocolate on your lips
better lick it off and shit
you say
you like the pixie stix
i got a stick for you
that’s long and sweeter
on your knees
in the back of my shop
we’ll roll around
in the chocolate and peter (butter)

mahry xmas ebery1oe!

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i will punch

i will punch
your nose into your eyes
the testosterone flies
it’s a set of torrid lies
that we decry

i will best
the worst thoughts in my mind
purge them from all crime
set their hearts afire
and then whisper:

“i will puuuuuuuuunch”

“you look so angry”
well, duh

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